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EPL week 10: “Very Brightly”

 A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. On this week’s episode, Sam Huston must drink Jeppson's Malört for the Everton loss, the name assassin strikes again, and the boys pay respect to the victims of the tragic helicopter crash at King Power Stadium. In the “only club that matters” news, Drunkard United football club wins 7-3, yet Graham still calls it a lousy match.  Despite his self-proclaimed piss poor performance, Sam Graham says call him “the Carpenter because he measures all his passes.” This week they are drinking Ragged Branch Virginia Straight Bourbon out of Charlottesville, VA.   English Premier Week 10 games recapped: Man City 1 - Tottenham 0 Arsenal 2 - Crystal Palace 2 Manchester United 2 -Everton  1 Liverpool 4 – Cardiff City 1 Chelsea 4 - Burnley 0 Brighton 1 -  Wolves 0 Leicester  1 - West Ham 1   For these games, Check out the Sams video: https://www.facebook.com/dufootballshow/videos/298297070896958/ Newcastle 0 - Southampton 0 Watford 3 -  Huddersfield 0 Bournemouth 3 – Fullham 0     Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL week 9: “Play to the Whistle”

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. Welcome back from the international break.  On this week’s episode, the boys are glad neither one of them has to drink Malort, Sam Huston recognizes Jordan Pickford as stone cold killer with a PK, despite his rosy cheeks, and Sam Graham showers too much credit on his spirit animal Lichtsteiner.    They are drinking One Eight Distilling's District Made Straight Bourbon Whiskey.   Week 9 games recapped: Manchester United 2 - Chelsea 2 Everton 2 -  Crystal Palace 0 Arsenal 3 - Leicester 1 Liverpool 1 – Huddersfield 0 Man City 5 - Burnley 0 Bournemouth 0 - Southampton 0 Brighton 1 – Newcastle 0 Watford 2 – Wolves 0 Tottenham 1 - West Ham 0   Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

Back to School: Epl 101

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. For our 10th episode, we go back to school this for the International break!  Sam Graham and Sam Huston breaks down the finances of the English Premier League, and they invite their producer and soccer novice Melissa, aka Mrs. Huston, to ask the vocab and dumb questions she has been writing down all season.  What are 6’s and 7’s, what does shambolic mean, what is “Getting Stuck in” and what does it mean when the keeper doesn’t “cover himself in glory” For this week’s Back to School event, everyone is drinking Journeyman Distillery whiskey.  Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL Week 8: "Fire Mourinho"

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys both like soccer football because both of their their clubs won. We learn that Sam Huston is #quickfat, and Sam Graham still harbors some resentment for the promo his daughter cut for Liverpool.  Speaking of promos, send in your own promo for your favorite club to  DUfootballshow@gmail.com  The boys are drinking Second Glance - American Whiskey  As for the football, the boys wonder what will it take for José Mourinho to get fired and here are the Week 8 English Premier League games recapped:  Liverpool 0– Man City 0 Leicester 1 – Everton 2 Fulham 1 – Arsenal 5 Southampton 0 – Chelsea 3 Tottenham 1 – Cardiff 0 Watford 0 – Bournemouth 4 Wolves 1 – Crystal Palace 0 Burnley 1 – Huddersfield 1 Brighton 1 – West Ham 0 Manchester United 3 – Newcastle 2   In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club has no new news. Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL Week 7: "Two-Castle"

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys are back to drinking American bourbon.  This week’s contribution to slurred words is James E. Pepper 1776 Bourbon. We learn that Sam Huston not only mispronounces words, but he also can’t do math and admits to being a moron, and that Sam Graham turns ambiguously British the more he drinks. As for the football, the boys rip into José Mourinho and here are the Week 7 English Premier League games recapped:  Chelsea 1 - Liverpool 1 Cardiff City 2 - Brighton 0 Arsenal 2 - Watford 0 Huddersfield 0 - Tottenham Hotspur 2 Everton 3- Fulham 0 Newcastle 0 - Leicester 2 Wolves 2 - Southampton 0 Bournemouth 2 - Crystal Palace 1 West Ham 3 - Manchester United 1 In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club had another stinker of a week that Sam Graham had to sit out because he is “getting too old for this shit”  Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL Week 6: "For F's Sake!"

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys are feisty. Sam Huston has to drink another shot of Malört for another Everton loss, Sam Graham gets heated, and they both rip on Manchester United.   We learn which player’s name makes Sam Huston giggle, and Sam Graham’s progeny does a promo for one of her favorite teams. The boys are drinking Glenfiddich special release Fire & Cane. As for football, here are the Week 6 English Premier League games recapped:  Arsenal 2 - Everton 0 Fulham 1 - Watford 1 Leicester 3 - Huddersfield 1 Manchester United 1 - Wolves 1 Liverpool 3 - Southampton 0 Cardiff City 0 - Manchester City 5 Burnley  4 - Bournemouth 0 Crystal Palace 0 -  Newcastle 0 Brighton 1 - Tottenham Hotspur 2 Chelsea 0 - West Ham 0   In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club had a stinker of a week, and they break down what went wrong and preview next week’s hot match against a rival. Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow  

EPL week 5: "Absolutely Knackered"

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show:  The boys are drinking gin for a special occasion, they recap week 5 of the English Premier League, and we learn that Sam Graham in impatient, and Sam Huston is proud of his predictions.  Calling all degenerate gamblers (you know who you are), the guys have advice for you!  As for football, here are the Week 5 English Premier League games recapped:  Chelsea 4 - Cardiff City 1 Bournemouth 4 - Leicester 2 Manchester City 3 - Fulham  0 West Ham 3 - Everton 1 Manchester United 2 - Watford 1 Wolves 1 - Burnley 0 Crystal Palace 1 - Huddersfield 0 Brighton 2 - Southampton 2 Arsenal 2 - 1 Newcastle Tottenham Hotspur  1 - Liverpool 2   In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club is on a two game hot streak.  Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

Back to School: EPL 101

This week the Sams take advantage of the international break and take us back to school with English Premier League 101.   They are drinking Dad’s Hat Pennsylvania Straight Rye Whiskey and breaking down the basics of EPL and the histories of the teams.  We learn that Sam Graham is never happy, and Sam Huston can’t be unbiased.  Enjoy a drink, and get ready for some learnin.   Don't miss "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club  Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL Week 4: "Daft lil touch"

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show:  We learn that Sam Graham compares himself to Sir Elton John,  and Sam Huston has  Bieber Fever.  They went long tonight, so the more they talked the more they drank.  Don't miss where Huston drunkenly declares "I'm a toffee, my Fan"   The boys are drinking Bib and Tucker whiskey and after enjoying something delicious, they get distracted discussing the top worst tasting liquors.  On the topic of worst tasting - the Malort challenge is issued, and accepted??  As for football, here are the Week 4 English Premier League games recapped:  Tottenham Hotspur vs Watford Liverpool vs Leicester Chelsea vs Bournemouth Manchester City vs Newcastle Manchester United vs Burnley Huddersfield vs Everton Wolves vs West Ham  Brighton vs Fulham  Southampton vs Crystal Palace Arsenal vs Cardiff City   In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club is still struggling.  Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL Week 3: “Shambolic defending”

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show: The Sams breakdown English Premier League games, they make their predictions for week 4, while still managing to drink copious amounts of Wyoming Whiskey We learn that Sam Huston, not only mispronounces names, he also can’t spell, and as for Sam Graham, he likes to throw around fancy words like “Shambolic.”   Week 3 English Premier League games   Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United Liverpool vs Brighton Manchester City vs Wolves Chelsea vs Newcastle Watford vs Crystal Palace Everton vs Bournemouth Leicester vs Southampton Fulham vs Burnley Huddersfield vs Cardiff City Arsenal vs West Ham  Some games weren’t worth talking about, so instead of recapping Hudderfeld, the Sams break down the five most important things you need to know about whiskey.  In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club suffers a devastating loss, and it was raining so the boys only got to enjoy one Parking lot beverage.  Send your questions into the two drunk Sams at DUfootballshow@gmail.com Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow