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EPL Week 8 “All the Physics”

It is week 8 of the English Premier League, and Sam Huston and Sam Graham are here to breakdown all the games.   There are so many questions:  Which game was a “Dumpster Fire vs a Shit Show?” Is Graham recovered from his vacation? Has Everton’s season already broke Huston? Can a special guest caller help? Why is the chicken winning all the bets? Grab a drink and give the show a listen.    Support the Show Games covered: BRIGHTON 3 – TOTENHAM 0 WOVERHAMPTON 2 – MAN CITY 0 LIVERPOOL 2 – LEICESTER 1 CHELSEA 4 – SOUTHAMPTON 1 NEWCASTLE 1 – Man U 0 ASTON VILLA 5 – NORWICH 1 ARSENAL 1 – BOURNEMOUTH 0 CRYSTAL PALACE 2 – WEST HAM 1 WATFORD 0 – SHEFFIELD UNITED 0 BURNLEY 1 – EVERTON 0 Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL Week 7 “Mr. MVP”

Sam Graham is back from his European Vacation, and he has a lot to say.   Sam Huston has a special surprise guest swing by the studio, and we are drinking the oddest assortment of beverages.  This week its Beer, Buckfast Tonic Wine, and the cocktail Man Cities aka Tequila Sunrises, but only one of us is drinking Malort.     First Segment WEST HAM 2 – BOURNEMOUTH 2 ASTON VILLA 2 – BURNLEY 2 Second Segment ARSENAL – MAN UNITED Third Segment CHELSEA 2 – BRIGHTON 0 SPURS 2 – SOUTHAMPTON 1 WOLVES 2 – WATFORD 0 PALACE 2 – NORWICH 0 LEICESTER 5 – NEWCASTLE 0     Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL Week 6: “Everyone scores a goal”

Sam Graham is still tearing up London, so Sam Huston’s cohost is former Drunkard United player and good friend, Rob Holmes.  They are joined in studio by returning guest Josh, who is a Liverpool fan and current DU player.   We go over the games, make our predictions, and check in with the club team, while drinking Oban’s Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky from the Game of Thrones line.   Liverpool 2 - Chelsea 1 Leicester City 2 - Tottenham 1 West Ham 2 - Manchester United 0 Manchester City 8 - Watford 0 Bournemouth 3 - Southampton 1 Burnley 2 - Norwich City 0 Brighton 0 - Newcastle 0 Crystal Palace 1 - Wolverhampton 1 Arsenal 3 - Aston Villa 2 Sheffield United 2 - Everton 0   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL week 5: “A shoulder to nuzzle on”

  Sam Graham is on his European Vacation, so Sam Huston is joined in studio by Toon Army Alan Llanes.  They break down the weeks games while sipping on Filibuster’s Dual Cask Bourbon.   In Prediction Time, we feed the cup of losers and Huston has another lock of the week bet. Grab a drink, and give it a listen.     Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL International Break: Fantasy Edition

It’s just after the International Break for the English Premier League, so Sam Huston and Sam Graham focus on fantasy football with special in studio guest JB McConville.  They also grade the teams in their progress so far and make their prediction bets.  Can the Sam’s finally bet better than a chicken this week? During the show, we are all sipping on Kinsey American whiskey 10 year.   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL week 4: “White Claw Summer 2019”

Sam Huston and Sam Graham recap week four of the English Premier League.     They open with the North London Derby, then move onto the clubs having early success, and in “prediction time” they come to the realization that a chicken picks better games than they do.  Editor's Note: it did not go unnoticed that they glazed over the Villa robbery, so Producer Mel gets the last word in a rant aver the closing music. Besides White Claws, the guys were drinking Taconic Distillery Founders Rye Whiskey   First Segment ARSENAL 2 – TOTTENHAM 2 LEICESTER CITY 3 – BOURNEMOUTH 1 WEST HAM 2 – NORWICH 0 EVERTON 3 – WOLVERHAMPTON 2 Second Segment MANCHESTER UNITED 1 – SOUTHAMPTON 1 CHELSEA 2 – SHEFFIELD UNITED 2 Third Segment NEWCASTLE 1 – WATFORD 1 PALACE 1 – VILLA 0 MAN CITY 4 – BRIGHTON 0 LIVERPOOL 3 – BURNLEY 0     Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow

EPL week 3: “A bunch of Screamers”

Sam Huston and Sam Graham recap week three of the English Premier League.   Everton lost to Aston Villa, so Big Sam owes 4 shots of Malort for a pre-season bet.  Joining him in his misery, a special fan calls in for his first shot of “Mike Ashley in a bottle”. Man U is still a sh!t show, we have your predictions, and Jamie F’ing Vardy goes on a date.  Sit back, relax, grab a drink and enjoy!   First Segment Liverpool 3 – Arsenal 1 Man City 3- Bournemouth 1 Crystal Palace 2 – Man U 1 Newcastle 1 – Spurs 0 Chelsea 3 – Norwich 2 Second Segment Wolves 1 – Burnley 1 West Ham 3 – Watford 1 Leicester 2 – Sheffield United 1 Southampton 2 – Brighton 0 Aston Villa 2 – Everton - Zippy       Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow       THE HOSTS sam Huston was a goalkeeper for 25 years, so he’s been hit in the head a lot.   Professionally he is an expert in the liquor business, but for fun he yells at men from the sidelines and calls it coaching.  Huston has been an Everton fan for about ten years, so he shaves his head to look like Tim Howard.  He is very much aware that he has a great voice, and he once played the Big Bopper in the musical Buddy Holly.  Huston’s style is influenced by the DC area talk radio of the 90’s and early 2000’s.  oh, and he was once a parade. sam Graham has been playing soccer for 30 years and counting, but he’s been running his mouth for over 33 years.  Professionally he is in the wine and spirits industry, but for fun, he lets Coach Huston yell at him once a week while he’s on the pitch.  He might be getting “too old for this shit” but he still can’t resist the excitement of the game, and the thrill of a red card.  Graham is an Arsenal supporter since ’02 and has the tattoos to prove it.   He really knows his football, and has been preparing for this podcast through years of shit talking at pubs.

EPL week 2: “The Rule Change”

Sam Huston and Sam Graham give their biased recap of week two of the English Premier League season, Producer Mel does another shot of Malort, and we check in with our gambling debts. We start this week with the two best games, and they were both draws! MAN CITY 2 – TOTTENHAM 2 CHELSEA 1 – LEICESTER CITY 1 In the second segment, two sides that will be facing each other this weekend both got victories, but they weren’t as easy as they should’ve been LIVERPOOL 2 – SOUTHAMPTON 1 ARSENAL 2 – BURNLEY 1 In the third segment, two of the newly promoted sides earned their first victory of the season NORWICH CITY 3 – NEWCASTLE 1 SHEFFIELD UNITED 1 – CRYSTAL PALACE 0 Wrapping up the rest of the league in “oh so that happened” EVERTON 1 – WATFORD 0 BRIGHTON 1 – WEST HAMM 1 MANCHESTER UNITED   -   WOLVERHAMPTON   BOURNEMOUTH 2 – ASTON VILLA 1   This week we are drinking Lip Service Rye Whiskey   Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow   THE HOSTS sam Huston was a goalkeeper for 25 years, so he’s been hit in the head a lot.   Professionally he is an expert in the liquor business, but for fun he yells at men from the sidelines and calls it coaching.  Huston has been an Everton fan for about ten years, so he shaves his head to look like Tim Howard.  He is very much aware that he has a great voice, and he once played the Big Bopper in the musical Buddy Holly.  Huston’s style is influenced by the DC area talk radio of the 90’s and early 2000’s.  oh, and he was once a parade. sam Graham has been playing soccer for 30 years and counting, but he’s been running his mouth for over 33 years.  Professionally he is in the wine and spirits industry, but for fun, he lets Coach Huston yell at him once a week while he’s on the pitch.  He might be getting “too old for this shit” but he still can’t resist the excitement of the game, and the thrill of a red card.  Graham is an Arsenal supporter since ’02 and has the tattoos to prove it.   He really knows his football, and has been preparing for this podcast through years of shit talking at pubs.

The Sam Graham Drunken Transfer Recap Show

Last Monday after the show, the guys had a few more beverages until they were both lubricated enough to do the English Premier League transfer recap.  Here it is, unedited, in all its drunken glory.

EPL week 1: “4-yr-old Temper Tantrum”

It’s the second season of the Drunkard United football show and Sam Huston and Sam Graham are here with their biased recap of the English Premier soccer league.   They start with Chelsea vs Man United, then they indulge themselves with Arsenal vs New Castle and Everton vs Crystal Palace.  Rounding out the recaps with Aston vs the Spurs, Liverpool vs Norwich, West ham vs Man City, Brighton vs Watford, Leicester city vs Wolves, Bournemouth vs Sheffield The bottle of Jeppson’s Malort is back to scorn the losers.  This week’s target is a Huston, but it’s not Sam.  Producer Mel does a shot for Aston Villa’s loss to the Spurs.  For predictions, who is better at picking games this week?  Huston? Graham? A 4th grader? Or the Chicken? We are all drinking Murray Hill Club, the historic Magnus flagship brand blended bourbon whiskey     Get involved: Send your questions to DUfootballshow@gmail.com   Facebook @DUfootballshow Instagram @DUfootballshow Twitter @DUfootballshow   THE HOSTS sam Huston was a goalkeeper for 25 years, so he’s been hit in the head a lot.   Professionally he is an expert in the liquor business, but for fun he yells at men from the sidelines and calls it coaching.  Huston has been an Everton fan for about ten years, so he shaves his head to look like Tim Howard.  He is very much aware that he has a great voice, and he once played the Big Bopper in the musical Buddy Holly.  Huston’s style is influenced by the DC area talk radio of the 90’s and early 2000’s.  oh, and he was once a parade. sam Graham has been playing soccer for 30 years and counting, but he’s been running his mouth for over 33 years.  Professionally he is in the wine and spirits industry, but for fun, he lets Coach Huston yell at him once a week while he’s on the pitch.  He might be getting “too old for this shit” but he still can’t resist the excitement of the game, and the thrill of a red card.  Graham is an Arsenal supporter since ’02 and has the tattoos to prove it.   He really knows his football, and has been preparing for this podcast through years of shit talking at pubs.