EPL week 5: "Absolutely Knackered"

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show: 

The boys are drinking gin for a special occasion, they recap week 5 of the English Premier League, and we learn that Sam Graham in impatient, and Sam Huston is proud of his predictions.  Calling all degenerate gamblers (you know who you are), the guys have advice for you! 

As for football, here are the Week 5 English Premier League games recapped: 

Chelsea 4 - Cardiff City 1

Bournemouth 4 - Leicester 2

Manchester City 3 - Fulham  0

West Ham 3 - Everton 1

Manchester United 2 - Watford 1

Wolves 1 - Burnley 0

Crystal Palace 1 - Huddersfield 0

Brighton 2 - Southampton 2

Arsenal 2 - 1 Newcastle

Tottenham Hotspur  1 - Liverpool 2

 

In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club is on a two game hot streak. 

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